THE DAY MY DAD WENT TO PRISON
Friedman from the bakers’ union didn’t look too good. Neither did Presser from the Teamsters. Shondor Birns, the numbers guy, was dead — blown up. My father — my thieving father — faced a 10-year sentence, which meant at least five years, which meant he would die in prison because he was so sickly. He had dreck stains on his pants, a severe shuffling gait, and a 250-pound man’s clogged heart.
Could I erase all this? I tried. I put Hello Kitty stickers on everything, but it didn’t work.
I was at my dad’s apartment, looking at a spider on the ceiling. My dad said, “Too many times I’ve let you down.” True, Dad.
He tried to kiss me on the forehead but missed because my head was looking at the spider.
The deputies escorted my father to the parking lot to ship him off. Next to the car, he bear-hugged me. With each squeeze, my ribs cracked slightly.
My dad died in prison. I can’t say that I missed him. My dad tried to learn Hebrew in jail. He never got past transliteration. He was good with numbers but not letters.
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Five percent of the above is stolen from the Poetry Project Newsletter (Dec 2014./Jan 2015). The post is fiction.
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Here’s Yiddishe Cup’s mash-up of Fiddler on the Roof and The Temptations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFG_K8NXSU
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Here’s Vulfpeck‘s newest song.
3 comments
What do you think is the best organized crime racket? Numbers or loan sharking? Of course both are legal now. I just got a loan offer from an outfit on an Indian reservation: they’ll loan me $1,500, I pay back $20,128.75 in 64 bi-weekly payments. What a deal!
Makes me wonder whether there are any good Klezmer prison songs out there.
Ted – Makes me think of all the kids at the check-out counters who bring out a cellphone to add one and three….
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