EARPLUGS BY DALI

What’s the most important element at a wedding?

Maybe not the band.

After the party, guests often can’t recall if they saw a live band or a DJ.

How many pieces in the band? No idea.

Guests attend parties primarily to schmooze. They dance a bit, they drink a little, they eat a lot, and they talk — to friends, relatives.

Loud music . . . the bane of all parties. I was at a family bar mitzvah in Chicago where everybody went into the atrium to talk. The DJ was blasting it.

I have a case of earplugs, 50 of them. Got them in Orrville, Ohio, home of Smucker’s.

I didn’t like the earplugs I was getting at CVS; they’d pop out of my ears because the plugs were too big. The earplugs from Orrville, they’re jelly.

I use orange marmalade.

(The earplugs are actually tiny orange inserts.)

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